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GST JOKES & FUNNY PUNCHLINES | Gyaani 2.0 - PUNCH BANK
PUNCHES
GST = Ghanta Samajh-aaya Tax
GST should be renamed as Govt self-promotion tax!
Asked Laluji what is this #GST and how will it impact us? Lalu said "You don't have to worry. It is only for those who have money to spend"
Anti-BJP after knowing that #GST will make alcohol more expensive (ACHA SILA DIYA)
Imagination vs Reality. #GSTRollout (HAPPY & SAD BOLLYWOOD TRACK)
HC Verma has retired. Even he couldn't calculate the formula for GST
I have a GST joke but you will have to pay 28% for it.
18% on Chai wale Biscuit
3% on Gold Biscuits & Diamonds
12% Luxury Tax on Sanitary Napkins
AC Restaurant - 18%
Non AC Restaurant - 12%
ab tandoori naan se paseena paunch k gaand saaf karna.
"DISCARDED PUNCHES"
GST actual fullform: Goods & Services Tax
Fullform given by modi ji: Good & Simple Tax
Fullform for Indians: Ghano saaro tax#GSTForNewIndia
#GST is new "Katappa ne Bahubali ko kyo maara?"
GST = Ghanta Samajh-aaya Tax
GST should be renamed as Govt self-promotion tax!
Asked Laluji what is this #GST and how will it impact us? Lalu said "You don't have to worry. It is only for those who have money to spend"
Anti-BJP after knowing that #GST will make alcohol more expensive (ACHA SILA DIYA)
Imagination vs Reality. #GSTRollout (HAPPY & SAD BOLLYWOOD TRACK)
HC Verma has retired. Even he couldn't calculate the formula for GST
I have a GST joke but you will have to pay 28% for it.
18% on Chai wale Biscuit
3% on Gold Biscuits & Diamonds
12% Luxury Tax on Sanitary Napkins
AC Restaurant - 18%
Non AC Restaurant - 12%
ab tandoori naan se paseena paunch k gaand saaf karna.
"DISCARDED PUNCHES"
GST actual fullform: Goods & Services Tax
Fullform given by modi ji: Good & Simple Tax
Fullform for Indians: Ghano saaro tax#GSTForNewIndia
#GST is new "Katappa ne Bahubali ko kyo maara?"
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