Sunday, 2 July 2017

GST JOKES & FUNNY PUNCHLINES | Gyaani 2.0 - PUNCH BANK

PUNCHES 
GST = Ghanta Samajh-aaya Tax
GST should be renamed as Govt self-promotion tax!

Asked Laluji what is this #GST and how will it impact us? Lalu said "You don't have to worry. It is only for those who have money to spend"

Anti-BJP after knowing that #GST will make alcohol more expensive (ACHA SILA DIYA)

Imagination vs Reality. #GSTRollout (HAPPY & SAD BOLLYWOOD TRACK)

HC Verma has retired. Even he couldn't calculate the formula for GST

I have a GST joke but you will have to pay 28% for it.

18% on Chai wale Biscuit
3% on Gold Biscuits & Diamonds
12% Luxury Tax on Sanitary Napkins

AC Restaurant - 18%
Non AC Restaurant - 12%
ab tandoori naan se paseena paunch k gaand saaf karna.


"DISCARDED PUNCHES"
GST actual fullform: Goods & Services Tax
Fullform given by modi ji: Good & Simple Tax
Fullform for Indians: Ghano saaro tax#GSTForNewIndia

#GST is new "Katappa ne Bahubali ko kyo maara?"

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