“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.” ― Chuck Palahniuk
Wednesday, 10 October 2018
Thursday, 18 January 2018
YOUTUBE NEW MONETIZATION RULES 2018 - ATTENTION SMALL CHANNELS
**New Video**
**YOUTUBE NEW MONETIZATION RULES 2018 - ATTENTION SMALL CHANNELS**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFcINbsSoBU
#January #YOUTUBE #MONETIZATION #RULES #ATTENTION #SMALLCHANNELS #Shoutout #MEHNGAMAAL #FALL #silly #EXTREME #BROSENA #BRO4LIFE #India #HOT #GONEWRONG #modi #Funnymoments #EPIC #IndianYoutuber #CLICKBAIT #MONTH #FUN #FUNNY #NEWVIDEO #COMEDY #CRAZY #IDEA #WATCHNOW #WATCHTHIS #AWESOME #GYAAN
SHOUT OUT LE LO...
I understand
the disappointment. When you put lots of effort and still don't get enough
views or your videos doesn't get enough attention and I'm Thankful to all of you
(YES, YOU! YOU'RE AWESOME) who have subscribed to Gyaani 2.0 and I want to help
you out but also I'm tired of seeing self-promoting comments on my videos
WHAT I WILL DO
I WILL WATCH
YOUR VIDEO & IF I LIKE YOUR CONTENT, I'll GIVE YOU A SHOUT-OUT IN THE NEXT
FRIDAY SPECIAL
LAST DATE OF
ENTERY – 26th January 2018
THING YOU NEED
TO UNDERSTAND
- I WILL ONLY WATCH VIDEOS THAT ARE SUBMITTED HERE IN THE COMMENT SECTION. IF YOU MSG ME ON FB/INSTAGRAM WITH YOUR VIDEO LINK. I WILL NOT WATCH THAT VIDEO
- IF YOU TRY TO BUY ME OR BRIBE ME FOR SHOUTOUT – I WONT COUNT YOUR ENTERY
- IF YOU DONT GET THE SHOUTOUT THIS TIME DONT GET MAD AT ME. ITS REALLY TOUGH TO PICK SELECTED CHANNEL OUT OF HUNDERED ENTRIES. MAY BE YOU’RE A MUCH BETTER CREATOR THAN ME( which is not possible because I’m the best.. lol) BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS SOMETHING IN YOUR VIDEOS WHICH I DIDN’T FIND ENTERTAINING (PERSONALLY) .EVERYBODY HAS DIFFERENT TASTE OF ENTERTAINMENT. SO PLEASE DONT BE MAD AT ME!
LAST BUT NOT
THE LEAST, PLEASE DONT MESSAGE ME, ASKING ME TO GIVE YOU SHOUTOUT. BECAUSE IF
YOU DO THAT IT PUTS ME IN A REALLY AWKWARD SITUATION & I REALLY DONT KNOW
WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE THERE IS NO EASY WAY OF SAYING NO TO YOU GUYS. SO I HOPE
YOU UNDERSTAND
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Tuesday, 4 July 2017
Sunday, 2 July 2017
GST JOKES & FUNNY PUNCHLINES | Gyaani 2.0 - PUNCH BANK
PUNCHES
GST = Ghanta Samajh-aaya Tax
GST should be renamed as Govt self-promotion tax!
Asked Laluji what is this #GST and how will it impact us? Lalu said "You don't have to worry. It is only for those who have money to spend"
Anti-BJP after knowing that #GST will make alcohol more expensive (ACHA SILA DIYA)
Imagination vs Reality. #GSTRollout (HAPPY & SAD BOLLYWOOD TRACK)
HC Verma has retired. Even he couldn't calculate the formula for GST
I have a GST joke but you will have to pay 28% for it.
18% on Chai wale Biscuit
3% on Gold Biscuits & Diamonds
12% Luxury Tax on Sanitary Napkins
AC Restaurant - 18%
Non AC Restaurant - 12%
ab tandoori naan se paseena paunch k gaand saaf karna.
"DISCARDED PUNCHES"
GST actual fullform: Goods & Services Tax
Fullform given by modi ji: Good & Simple Tax
Fullform for Indians: Ghano saaro tax#GSTForNewIndia
#GST is new "Katappa ne Bahubali ko kyo maara?"
GST = Ghanta Samajh-aaya Tax
GST should be renamed as Govt self-promotion tax!
Asked Laluji what is this #GST and how will it impact us? Lalu said "You don't have to worry. It is only for those who have money to spend"
Anti-BJP after knowing that #GST will make alcohol more expensive (ACHA SILA DIYA)
Imagination vs Reality. #GSTRollout (HAPPY & SAD BOLLYWOOD TRACK)
HC Verma has retired. Even he couldn't calculate the formula for GST
I have a GST joke but you will have to pay 28% for it.
18% on Chai wale Biscuit
3% on Gold Biscuits & Diamonds
12% Luxury Tax on Sanitary Napkins
AC Restaurant - 18%
Non AC Restaurant - 12%
ab tandoori naan se paseena paunch k gaand saaf karna.
"DISCARDED PUNCHES"
GST actual fullform: Goods & Services Tax
Fullform given by modi ji: Good & Simple Tax
Fullform for Indians: Ghano saaro tax#GSTForNewIndia
#GST is new "Katappa ne Bahubali ko kyo maara?"
Thursday, 29 June 2017
GIVE ME SOME SUNSHINE! #SHOUTOUTDEDE
I Understand the disappointment. when you put lots of effort and still don't get enough views or your videos doesn't get enough attention and I'm Thankful to all of you(YES, YOU! YOU'RE AWESOME) who have subscribed to Gyaani 2.0 and I want to help you out but also I'm tired of seeing self-promoting comments on my videos
Lately, I have received a lot of comments, message on Facebook, dm on Instagram to help their channel to grow, they ask for a collab without having any idea on which topic they want to make a video and this collab is just for the simple reason to gain the subscriber.
There is nothing wrong with it but if you think of me like other YouTubers who are crazy for views and subscriber. You're wrong bro because along with these two things there is the third crazy thing I care about and that is CONTENT.
So Here is The Deal!
FOLLOW THIS LINK> ENTER YOUR REAL NAME > ENTER YOUR CHANNEL/VIDEO LINK> SUBMIT.
WHAT I WILL DO
I WILL WATCH YOUR VIDEO & IF I LIKE YOUR CONTENT, I'll GIVE YOU A SHOUT-OUT IN THE NEXT FRIDAY SPECIALTHING YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND
- I WILL ONLY WATCH VIDEOS THAT ARE SUBMITTED THROUGH THIS GOOGLE FORUM. IF YOU MSG ME ON FB/INSTAGRAM WITH YOUR VIDEO LINK. I WILL NOT WATCH THAT VIDEO
- IF YOU TRY TO BUY ME FOR SHOUTOUT - I WILL IGNORE YOU
- IF YOU ASK ME FOR A COLLAB WITHOUT HAVING ANY IDEA FOR THE VIDEO - I WILL IGNORE YOU
- IF YOU DONT GET THE SHOUTOUT THIS TIME DONT GET MAD AT ME, MIGHT BE THERE IS SOMETHING IN YOUR VIDEOS WHICH I DONT FIND ENTERTAINING (PERSONALLY) AND OTHER PEOPLE WILL YOU FOR THE SAME THING.EVERYBODY HAS DIFFERENT TASTE OF ENTERTAINMENT. SO PLEASE DONT BE MAD AT ME, PLEASE!
- LAST DATE OF SUBMISSION IS 5th July 2017.
LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST, PLEASE DONT MESSAGE ME, ASKING ME TO GIVE YOU SHOUTOUT. BECAUSE IF YOU DO THAT IT PUTS ME IN A REALLY AWKWARD SITUATION & I REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE THERE IS NO EASY WAY OF SAYING NO TO YOU GUYS. SO I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND
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Gear That I Use:
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Laptop – Lenovo T420
Software – Adobe Audition & Sony Vegas
SECOND CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/user/badmanraghu
Monday, 26 June 2017
She's a Butterfly
It seems like yesterday but it's been more than a year and still, I'm not able to get her out of my brain. I'm not even sure why. I mean what she did to me, I should have been hating her till my last breath but here I am still thinking about her. I tried my best to pretend that I hate her and act like I don't care but in this one year there was not a single day where my heart & brain didn't try their best to remind me of her.
is it love? I always ask myself this question but still, I don't have the answer.
my heart believes that she actually loved me but then my brains logic kicks in and raises the question
- If it was love why she is not here?
- why she never contacted me again?
- why she was with the other guys within just 1 week after the breakup?
She is just like a butterfly, it's her nature to fly around and even if you try your best you can never keep her to for yourself only. you always knew that and still, you refuse to accept the fact that she actually never loved you.
and I always end up asking myself that seemed so real how can someone fake love in their eyes, I mean the way she used to look at me. I would have killed anyone just to be with her and trust me I'm a completely non-violent guy just like Gandhi but still, I would have done anything to just be with her, see her for a little longer, touch her, kiss her.
Now after one year, things have changed, but still somewhere deep down in my heart I believe that whatever we had was true and one day she will call me but the only fear I have is
how am I going respond?
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