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GST JOKES & FUNNY PUNCHLINES | Gyaani 2.0 - PUNCH BANK

PUNCHES 
GST = Ghanta Samajh-aaya Tax
GST should be renamed as Govt self-promotion tax!

Asked Laluji what is this #GST and how will it impact us? Lalu said "You don't have to worry. It is only for those who have money to spend"

Anti-BJP after knowing that #GST will make alcohol more expensive (ACHA SILA DIYA)

Imagination vs Reality. #GSTRollout (HAPPY & SAD BOLLYWOOD TRACK)

HC Verma has retired. Even he couldn't calculate the formula for GST

I have a GST joke but you will have to pay 28% for it.

18% on Chai wale Biscuit
3% on Gold Biscuits & Diamonds
12% Luxury Tax on Sanitary Napkins

AC Restaurant - 18%
Non AC Restaurant - 12%
ab tandoori naan se paseena paunch k gaand saaf karna.

"DISCARDED PUNCHES"
GST actual fullform: Goods & Services Tax
Fullform given by modi ji: Good & Simple Tax
Fullform for Indians: Ghano saaro tax#GSTForNewIndia

#GST is new "Katappa ne Bahubali ko kyo maara?"

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I Understand the disappointment. when you put lots of effort and still don't get enough views or your videos doesn't get enough attention and I'm Thankful to all of you(YES, YOU! YOU'RE AWESOME) who have subscribed to Gyaani 2.0 and I want to help you out but also I'm tired of seeing self-promoting comments on my videos 

Lately, I have received a lot of comments, message on Facebook, dm on Instagram to help their channel to grow, they ask for a collab without having any idea on which topic they want to make a video and this collab is just for the simple reason to gain the subscriber. 

There is nothing wrong with it but if you think of me like other YouTubers who are crazy for views and subscriber. You're wrong bro because along with these two things there is the third crazy thing I care about and that is CONTENT.

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2. IF YOU TRY TO BUY ME FOR SHOUTOUT - I WILL IGNORE YOU
3. IF YOU ASK ME FOR A COLLAB WITHOUT HAVING ANY IDEA FOR THE VIDEO - I WILL IGNORE YOU
4. IF YOU DONT GET THE SHOUTOUT THIS TIME DONT GET MAD AT ME, MIGHT BE THERE IS SOMETHING IN YOUR VIDEOS WHICH I DONT FIND ENTERTAINING (PERSONALLY) AND OTHER PEOPLE WILL YOU FOR THE SAME THING.EVERYBODY HAS DIFFERENT TASTE OF ENTERTAINMENT. SO PLEASE DONT BE MAD AT ME, PLEASE!
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She's a Butterfly

It seems like yesterday but it's been more than a year and still, I'm not able to get her out of my brain. I'm not even sure why. I mean what she did to me, I should have been hating her till my last breath but here I am still thinking about her. I tried my best to pretend that I hate her and act like I don't care but in this one year there was not a single day where my heart & brain didn't try their best to remind me of her.

is it love? I always ask myself this question but still, I don't have the answer. 

my heart believes that she actually loved me but then my brains logic kicks in and raises the question 

1. If it was love why she is not here? 
2. why she never contacted me again? 
3. why she was with the other guys within just 1 week after the breakup?

She is just like a butterfly, it's her nature to fly around and even if you try your best you can never keep her to for yourself only. you always knew that and still, you refuse to accept the fact that she actually never loved you.

and I always end up asking myself that seemed so real how can someone fake love in their eyes, I mean the way she used to look at me. I would have killed anyone just to be with her and trust me I'm a completely non-violent guy just like Gandhi but still, I would have done anything to just be with her, see her for a little longer, touch her, kiss her.

Now after one year, things have changed, but still somewhere deep down in my heart I believe that whatever we had was true and one day she will call me but the only fear I have is 

how am I going respond?

You Won't Believe What This Guy Does After Losing His Job

Story: The Unemployed is a common story of common men, where a well-educated guy working in the corporate world is not happy with his job and salary. He always finds a beggar on a footbridge on his way to office and back. One day he calculate the beggars earning and figure out that the Beggar earns 10 times of his salary and has no worries about him of job security so when this guy loses his job, instead of applying for new job he joins the beggar and start begging

The Unemployed सारांश: कहानी है एक आम आदमी की जो अपनी नौकरी और तनख्वा से खुश नहीं. हर दिन ऑफिस जाते और वापस आते वक़्त उसे एक भिखारी दीखता था. तो एक दिन वो रुक के ये देखता है की वो एक दिन में कितना कामता हैं और उसे एहसास होता है की भिखारी उसे १० गुना ज्यादा कमाता हैं. एक तरफ एक पढ़ा लिखा इन्शान कितनी भी कोसिस कर ले उसे बस गाली ही मिल रही है और कमाई ना के बर्बर है वही भिखारी उस से कई ज्यादा कमाता हैं. तो जब ये अपनी जॉब खो देते हैं तो नयी जॉब ढूंढने की जगह वो बिख मांगना सुरु कर देता है

Amazon Great Indian Sale Day 2: Grab the Best Deals Before Others

With ongoing Amazon sale, online shoppers have the opportunity to lap up some great deals on smartphones, tablets, laptops, and more electronics. Under the Amazon Great Indian Sale

 iPhone 6s 32GB - which usually sells for around Rs. 37,000 - available for Rs. 34,999; on top of this is the exchange discount of up to Rs. 11,002. The iPhone 7 price continues to be at its lowest yet under the Amazon Great Indian Sale, with the 32GB variant selling for Rs. 43,999 with additional exchange discount of up to Rs. 11,002. iPhone 5s 16GB and iPhone SE 16GB are selling for Rs. 15,999 and Rs. 20,999, respectively, along with exchange discounts of up to Rs. 11,002.

Amazon sale offer on the Moto Z, which is down to Rs. 34,999. Samsung Galaxy On8 (Rs. 12,740, up to Rs. 9,512 exchange discount), and Galaxy On5 Pro (Rs. 7,240, up to Rs. 5,700 exchange discount) each have Rs. 750 off their standard price tag. Moto G5 has Rs. 1,000 shaved off its price tag too, and exchange discounts of up to Rs. 8,600.

Then there’s the OnePlus 3, which gets a Rs. 1,000 discount in the Amazon sale over its regular price tag of Rs. 27,999

Amazon sale offers on TVs, and other products

The 32-inch HD-ready BPL TV, priced at Rs. 19,990, can be purchased for Rs. 13,990 in the Amazon sale, while a similar LG TV can be purchased for Rs. 17,599, a discount of Rs. 7,301 over its standard price, and an additional exchange discount of up to Rs. 1,000. For those looking for a large-screen full-HD TV at a heavy discount. the 43-inch Sanyo model at Rs. 24,490 in a Lightning Deal, while the 40-inch BPL Full-HD TV can be purchased for Rs. 25,490

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Amazon Great Indian Sale: Here are the Best Deals | DAY 1

Amazon Great Indian sale is back. It starts from today and continues through May 14. Discounts are available on a various range of gadgets, from smartphones to laptops, fitness trackers to speakers.

Here are some of the best deals for you from Day 1.

Apple iPhone 7 at Rs 43,999

Apple's current generation flagship iPhone 7 (32GB) priced at Rs 60,000 is available at Rs 43,999.

Moto G4 Plus (16GB) at Rs 13,499

Lenovo-owned Motorola's last year mid-range flagship Moto G4 Plus (16GB), priced at Rs 13,499, is available at Rs 11,499.

Samsung Galaxy C7 Pro (64GB), Rs 25,990

Samsung's mid-range smartphone Galaxy C7 Pro is available at Rs 25,990, post a discount of approximately Rs 4,000.

Apple Watch Series 1 at Rs 19,900

Apple fans, Cupertino giant's Apple Watch Series 1 (38mm) is available at Rs 19,900.

JBL headphones & speakers, minimum 40% off

Multimedia and music lovers can buy a range of JBL headphones & speakers at a minimum discount of 40%.

FitBit fitness trackers

Fitness freaks, FitBit fitness trackers are available at flat 20% off.

Seagate 1TB external hard drive

Seagate 1TB external hard drive, priced at Rs 7,999, is available at Rs 4,099. Please note that this price too is part of the company's 'Lightning deals' which you can look for in the extreme right corner of the deal page.

Things You Need To Know Before You Judge Arunabh Kumar & TVF

TVF CEO Arunabh Kumar has been accused of sexual harassment and has been asked to record his statement after multiple women accused him of sexual harassment. 

The issue came into focus when a blog post on medium.com by a blogger called Indian Fowler accused Arunabh of workplace harassment while she was working in TVF.

WATCH MY TAKE ON THIS COMPLETE CASE

Be Nice to Your Parents. Otherwise, They Can Legally Throw You Out of the House

Delhi High Court in the recent case of alcoholic former policeman has ruled out Children who abuse their parents while staying with them in their house can be evicted from the property,

"As long as the parents have the legal possession of the property, they can evict their abusive adult children," the court said, adding that even the "courts have repeatedly acknowledged the right of senior citizens or parents to live peacefully and with dignity".

The alcoholic former policeman, whose services were terminated from Delhi Police, had raised the point of Maintenance and Welfare of Parents and Senior Citizens Act 2007 under which in case of parental abuse, no eviction order could be passed

But the Honorable court interpreted the provisions of the Act and said the

"senior citizens' maintenance tribunal can issue eviction order to ensure that senior citizens live peacefully in their house without being forced to accommodate a son who physically assaults and mentally harasses them or threatens them".

In its 51-page judgment, the court noted that eviction of adult children from the property was necessary in certain cases like the present one, to ensure a normal life for senior citizens.
The court, consequently, directed the Delhi government to amend its rules and formulate an action plan to protect the peace of senior citizens.

The court stated "the Act, 2007, among other remedies, provides for eviction of adult children in cases of parental abuse, like in the present case," and asked the SDM concerned and SHO, police station Civil lines, to ensure that the sons were evicted from the house immediately.

Jat Stir May Turn Violente With Their Ill-logical Demand - Read The Complete Story

The Jat Reservation Agitation was a series of protests in February 2016 by Jat people of North India, especially those in the state of Haryana, which "paralyzed the State for 10 days. The protesters sought inclusion of their caste in the Other Backward Class (OBC) category, which would make them eligible for affirmative action benefits. Besides Haryana, the protests also spread to the neighboring states, such as Uttar Pradesh, Rajasthan, and also the National Capital Region and now they are back again Post-BJP’S win in the Uttar Pradesh, including in Jat-dominated areas, it's believed to have weakened Haryana’s Jat agitation, though plans for the March 20 Delhi march are still on. The Jat leadership would aim at keeping the protests alive as its serves a political purpose towards the next Assembly election. The leaders of the agitation had repeatedly asked the community to “wait until March 11 for everything to become clear”, and had hardly expected that large numbers of Jats in western UP voted would vote for the BJP.

All India Jat Aarakashan Sangharash Samiti (AIJASS) Yashpal Malik, who is leading the current reservation agitation, is from the UP village, and he had given a call to his community to oppose the BJP not only in western UP but also in Punjab. While the SAD-BJP alliance did lose in Punjab, Malik’s call to Jats had little to do with the defeat.
After the AIJASS call for relaunching last year’s agitation, Haryana has been witnessing dharnas in 19 districts since January 29. Now BJP leaders hope that Malik won’t able to sustain the size of the support base.

Haryana Finance Minister Captain Abhimanyu, who is also from Jat community, On the ongoing Jat agitation, said,

 “The government is ready for talks but a few persons don’t want the issue to be resolved.”

The All India Jat Aarakshan Sangarsh Samiti (AIJASS) has deferred its Delhi agitation for 15 days, but the Haryana government doesn't want to take any chances and has deployed more than 12,000 cops belonging to the Haryana Police and paramilitary forces on the four national highways — NH1 (Delhi-Sonepat), NH2 (Delhi-Faridabad), NH8 (Delhi-Gurgaon) and NH10 (Delhi-Bahadurgarh/Rohtak) — that connect Haryana with the national capital.


The Jat agitators are demanding the withdrawal of all cases lodged in connection with the February 2016 quota violence in Haryana apart from the reservation in central government as well as state government jobs.

Yogi Adityanath: A Mordern Day Mad King Tughlaq

Mahant Yogi Adityanath also known as Yogi Adityanath who is better Known for his firebrand Hindutva image, the 44-year-old Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) leader comes from the Rajput community. He is the current Chief Minister of the state but it won’t be easy for him to maintain his ministerial post as there are many criminal charges pending in court for him and then there are few so serious criminal charges that if in future he is found guilty he might have to face the death sentence.

Below are the few Political controversies surrounded by him

• In 2005, Adityanath led a 'purification drive' which involved the conversion of Christians to Hinduism. In one such instance, 1,800 Christians were reportedly converted to Hinduism in the town of Etah in Uttar Pradesh. He said, "I will not stop till I turn UP and India into a Hindu Rashtra (Hindu state)

• In January 2007, an altercation occurred amidst a Hindu group and Muslims during a Muharram procession in Gorakhpur which led to the hospitalization of a young Hindu, Raj Kumar Agrahari. The District Magistrate banned Adityanath from the visit to the site as it may inflame tensions. He initially agreed but after Agrahari died, he disobeyed the magistrate and traveled to the site with a group of his followers. Adityanath started a non-violent dharna on the site. However inflammatory speeches were made and some of his followers set fire to a nearby Mazar (Muslim mausoleum). A curfew was implemented by the local police, but Adityanath broke it and was subsequently jailed under Section 151A, Sections 146, 147, 279, 506 of the Indian Penal Code. He was arrested and remanded for a fortnight, on charges of disturbing peace.  His arrest led to further unrest and several coaches of the Mumbai-bound Mumbai-Gorakhpur Godan Express were burnt, allegedly by protesting Hindu Yuva Vahini activists. The day after the arrest, the District Magistrate along with the local police chief were transferred and replaced. This was "widely perceived" as a result of "Adityanath's clout" with the Uttar Pradesh government of Mulayam Singh Yadav. The tensions soon escalated to riots across Gorakhpur leading to the burning of mosques, homes, buses and trains. After his release, Adityanath protested his jailing in the Parliament.

• In March 2011, the documentary film Saffron War - Radicalization of Hinduism accused Adityanath of promoting communal disharmony through a Virat Hindustan rally in rural Uttar Pradesh. Adityanath shared the stage during a hate speech in which an unidentified speaker urged the Hindu audience to dig up the graves of Muslim women and rape the corpses.

• In an undated video that surfaced on YouTube during August 2014, Adityanath, reportedly during a public speech at Azamgarh, referring to the religious conversions due to inter-religious marriages, has said, "If they take one Hindu girl, we will take 100 Muslims girls." In the same video, he continues to say, "if they kill one Hindu, there will be 100 that we" and pauses, as the gathered crowd shouts: "kill".

• On 3 January 2016, a day after the terrorist attack on an Indian air force base in Pathankot allegedly by Pakistani terrorists, Adityanath said, "The Pathankot attack has once again proved that Satan could change for the better but Pakistan cannot"

• Adityanath has praised the US President Donald Trump's decision to enact a ban on citizens from 7 Muslim-majority countries entering the United States and has called for India to adopt similar policies to tackle terrorism

Yogi Adityanath holding a Bachelor’s Degree in Science from Uttarakhand is well educated with main with a bright mind but the way he use violence in the name of religion is not going to help this nation to move forward and now being in power completely it’s almost impossible to prove any criminal charges against him.

and with this article I just hope, he never gets to read this otherwise, I'll be the one who will be serving the jail sentence on his behalf (finger crossed)

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This much cleavage is good cleavage? feat Swara Bhaskar & Tapsee Pannu

Have you ever given a thought How much cleavage is good cleavage?

Well, I hope not because I feel there are many other serious things you need to think and take care of but still there are many people who will do anything for money and in the gold digger game there are two new players i.e Swara Bhaskar & Tapsee Pannu

if you don't know who isSwaraa Bhaskar is I won't blame you because nobody knows her.

Recently everyone celebrated international women day but there were some girls who instead of celebration thought of spreading negative thoughts.

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Agreed there are many flaws in this world and we need to work really hard to bring the change but first, we need to understand why do even we celebrate women's day because I personally feel it's not only about women or girls only.
it's about the people who come together to bring the change or work together with only one goal of better future. 
I'm not against anybody. all I'm saying is if there is a day for celebration, celebrate it or at least appreciate the people who have supported you to bring equal rights. 

this kind of video is not going to change anything at least for once try to appreciate the people who support you for the better future

Watch My response 

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Reliance jio has started the enrollment of its prime services which started on 1st March 2017 and its going to end on 31st March 2017.

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All the user whether new or already existing, all the customer can enroll for these prime services for just 99 rupees. which is only a one time fee after which you can select any recharge plan according to your preference.
Also, Jio has released the rate list for all the prepaid and postpaid customers. Jio has launch one plan 1999 in which Jio's Prime member will get Unlimited calling on any network, 125GB Free 4G Data along with Free ROAMING and Unlimited Messaging service.

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The Validity of this offer would be 90 days and if you're not a non-prime member, in that case, you will only get 30GB 4G data, Unlimited Calling and messaging with 30 days validity

Indian People Have No Boundaries When it Comes To Bollywood & Photoshop | Indian Photoshop Fails

We all know how much Indian people are obsessed over celebrities and all they want is one picture to show off their social media friend about the stardom they have but then there are people who are lazy ass people who don't want to move their ass from their bed just to meet one celebrity because they know they have photoshop. 
Photoshop is editing tools for professional to create something amazing from nothing but when craziness of Indian celebrity obsessed people meet with photoshop it gives you something insanely funny pictures
So today we are going to see some of the most talent Photoshoppers from India

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Shah Rukh Khan can thank him for Darr

Yash Chopra wanted Kapoor to play the obsessive antagonist in Darr but the actor was in no mood to play a baddie, especially since he had last made Chandni with the director. The filmmaker then offered him Sunny Deol's role. That too was rejected, for Kapoor believed he would be overshadowed by the villain who had the meatier part. Kapoor suggested the name of his Deewana co-star who he thought was "smart and capable". The rest as they say is history

Son of a legendary actor. Father of a superstar.

Written in his own voice, this biography of actor Rishi Kapoor begins with the trademark candour people have come to associate with the man. As written by journalist Meena Iyer, the book opens with a description of the fortunes of Kapoor’s father – the legendary Raj Kapoor – at the time of Rishi’s birth, including the woman he was in love with back then: fellow actor Nargis. 
from the gawky adolescent pining for his schoolteacher (Mera Naam Joker, 1970) to the naughty ninety-year-old (Kapoor and Sons, 2016), Rishi Kapoor has regaled audiences for close to fifty years. He won a National Award for his debut, became an overnight sensation with his first film as a leading man (Bobby, 1973), and carved a niche for himself with a string of romantic musical blockbusters in an era known for its angst-ridden films. He was the youth icon that is still the toast of the satellite TV circuit. The songs he lip-synced are the bread and butter of all radio stations even today. Then there was the second coming after a brief hiatus in the 1990s – as one of the finest actors in mainstream Hindi cinema with powerhouse performances in films like Do Dooni Chaar, D-Day, Agneepath and others.

Characteristically candid, Rishi Kapoor brings Punjabi brio to the writing of Khullam Khulla. This is as up close and personal a biography as any fan could have hoped for. He writes about growing up in the shadow of a legendary father, skipping school to act in Mera Naam Joker, the workings of the musical hits of the era, his streak of rotten luck with awards, an encounter with Dawood Ibrahim, his heroines (their working relationship, the gossip and the frisson that was sometimes real), his approach to his craft, his tryst with clinical depression, and more. A heart-warming afterword by Neetu Singh rounds off the warmest, most dil se biography an Indian star has ever penned.

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